Classic old school
'Wonder Mike', 'Master Gee', and 'Big Bank Hank'.
I wish I had a cool hip-hop name like them.
Hmmm, how about 'Wonder Speaker', 'Master Geek', or 'Tiny Bank Hobo'.
Oh, who am I kidding.
I remeber the episode of 'Scrubs' where the 'Sugarhill Gang' is an alarm clock and they sing 'Rapper's Delight' as an alarm sound.
How cool would that be!
Man...you can find anything on YouTube.